Dispatches from Birtherstan - 5-8 March 2013
In today's dispatches, Gabe Zolna makes a smarmy reappearance. Larry Klayman falls to new lows. We have dueling nut cases, "Doc Vega" makes another appearance. Carl Gallups finally confirms the Zullo/Gallups road trip. The inmates at Birther Report seem bound and determined to rile each other up into new and impressive levels of racism, sedition, and death threats.
Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump also plans to attend CPAC, causing Zullo and Gallups to more than likely have to change their underwear with glee. Dr. Orly goes to Capitol Hill, and can't manage to get service right there either. However, this seems to thrill some of the mouth-breathers at Birther Report. Others aren't as fawning.
We hear from Hawaiian far-right birther George Peabody, trying to kiss up to the mainlanders. Godfather Politics shows an amazing lack of regard for silly things like "facts". And Carl Gallups fawns all over Richard Sanders, who is quite a bit careful with his words as Gallups is oleaginous with his.