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Dispatches from Birtherstan -16-17 May 2013

In today's dispatches, not much except more of the continuing sputter of the birthers leaking balloon. George Miller fluffs up the Vermont Birther Ballot Jihad case and whines that the rest of the birtherstani faithful need to be patient in Alabama. Oh, and he's upset that Glenn Beck doesn't live in Birtherstan.

Meanwhile it looks like Dr. Orly got a warning in her Indiana case, while showing a mix of lazy and paranoia. And Boy Defective Mike Zullo takes a break from his usual friday fluffing with Carl Gallups to have professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau help him prove to the world just how unprofessional the Maricopa CCCP "investigation" really is.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan -11-15 May 2013

In today's dispatches, the continuing meltdown of birtherstan continues. Besides the ongoing belief that Roy Moore will be the birtherstani's latest Great White Hope, you have them madly flailing around trying to find something, anything to attach to.

James Manning exhibits sub-par scholarship, while Cody Judy waxed nostalgic about the heady days of Manning's pretend "trial". Deadbeat dad Larry Klayman's Alabama Birther Ballot Jihad case has become a magnet of suck, with not only Klayman himself, but special guest stars Lucas Smith and Boy Defective Mike Zullo.

Dr. Orly harasses the media and pretty much anyone else to make sure the attention is all about the Nitrous Queen herself, in all her fading glory. We have an echo of the secret cRAP masters. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau finds someone even crazier than Lame Cherry to attach herself to.

Christopher Srunk files an absolute impressive amount of pure medical-grade crazy. The Huffington Post makes Dr. Orly closed-captioned for the insanity-impared. And Rudy Davis is quite impressively insane, not only spewing forth a stream of homophobia that makes me suspect some issues in Rudy's closet, but calling for President Obama's execution "just like Ol' Yeller".
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 7-10 May 2013

Honestly, I feel like I'm watching the implosion of birtherstan. Dr. Orly seems to be reduced to printing the far-right smear of the day, along with any other conspiracy theory out there. Birther Report isn't any different. Others are trying to staple gun birtherism to the coattails of the Benghazi conspiracy nuts, the Boston Marathon / Sandy Hook truthers, or any other smear they can.

It's like watching a washed up old whore in a broken down bar still trying to turn tricks and convince people they're still attractive, still fresh, young desirable, even while they go on their arthritic knees for the next cheap john. It would be pathetic, if it wasn't karma in action.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Dr. Orly demands a military coup, threatens Senators, and repeats claims from wackadoodles with absolutely nothing to back it up, I know, sounds normal for her, but it's actually rather worse than usual. Or at least more overt.

Speaking of washed up old whores, Carl Gallups is still desperately trying to make the Maricopa CCCP seem like they're doing something other than asking for donations. Padawan Paul Guthrie hears back from the latest judge, and the answer I'm sure fueled his vendetta against anyone with two X chromosomes.

And we have a completely unsupported claim in a far right blog regarding a missionary claiming that Kenyans are confirming President Obama's supposed birth there. Mind you, there's (not surprisingly), not a single piece of evidence to support this claim.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-6 May 2013

In today's (slightly delayed) dispatches, The Western Center for "Journalism" wants the Secret Service to violate their oaths and turn against the President. Walter Fitzpatrick is still upset over Darren Huff. Carl Gallups continues to slobber all over Mike Zullo. Ed Noonan wants a "second amendment solution" to the fact he keeps losing.

Rudy Davis shows the world that yes, he's a flaming racist piece of crap. One of Dr. Orly's courtroom props wants a "prayer revolt". Is the new NRA president a birther? Dr. Orly plans to refile in Kansas. A proposed gun march in Washington DC strikes me as a less than ideal plan of action.

Bottle redhead Devvy Kidd manages to screw up birther history. Dr. Orly is screaming mad that Larry Klayman, Mike Zullo, and the rest of the World Nut Daily-sponsored crowd are the latest bright shiny objects to get the birthers attention. Meanwhile World Nut Daily recycles from other birther blogs.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 2-3 May 2013

In today's dispatches, we have a university survey that shows the seeds of revolt and conspiracy have found some fertile ground among the GOP. Not surprisingly, the far right and the birthers prove the survey's point.

Fox News Latino asks Dr. Orly questions about Sen. Ted Cruz. Not surprisingly, Dr. Orly gets annoyed that they didn't repeat everything she told them verbatim. Carl Gallups continues to build up his "Any Day Now" sand castle, even though the evidence over the last year is that Zullo and friends are trying to sell steer manure as sirloin steak to the birtherstani.

Dr. Orly continues to call for a revolt. Birther Report continues rehashing old news. Dr. Orly gets annoyed that someone isn't paying attention to her. And convicted felon and forger Lucas Smith has groundbreaking news.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 30 April - 1 May 2013

In today's dispatches, Carl Gallups continues to fluff Zullo's junk and promise the moon. He's also annoyed that debunkers are calling him a liar. (the obvious solution for that would be for him to stop lying, but so it goes.) Dr. Orly's cavity creeps are getting restless. Birther Report releases findings from former PUMA Mara Zebest and "Pixel Patriot" that the long form submitted in Alabama is another supposed forgery. Instead of the obvious, it's a copy of a copy of a copy.

Louise Hodges shows the same firm grasp on reality as a greased pig on an astro-glide covered slip and slide. World Nut Daily tries to spin the Alabama court filing, all without noting their ties to key players. Someone works on a biography of President Obama in Hawaii. Birthers get cranky.

Christa Chantal Allen reappears, in all her racist glory. No puppets this time though, but she doesn't need the puppets to show what utter slime she is. Martha Trowbridge uses the Alabama case to pimp her Malcolm X theory. And Linda Bentley tries to show Zullo she's just as skilled at hand jobs as those Gillar and Gallups strumpets.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 27-29 April 2013

In today's dispatches, Karl Swihart wants to know if his Indiana birther ballot jihad case is back from the dead. Dr. Orly is a grumpy camper. President Obama has fun with the birthers, the birthers have a collective breech-birth cow. Death threats, racism, and calls for revolt. Why yes, it is Birther Report.

Dr. Orly's blog is just as full of death threats and calls for revolt, though Birther Report has the edge on anti-semitism. George Miller throws a temper tantrum over the very notion the scary black man is STILL President. The birtherstani come up with a new twist on the whiney letter.

We have pictures of "RacerJim". Dr. Orly sends out demands to harass, well, anyone she doesn't like. And we have video of the Sacramento Chapter of the Wilfred Brimley fan club.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 25-26 April 2013

In today's dispatches, The Alabama Democratic Party files a Amicus Curiae brief and a whole new conspiracy theory is born! Birther Report reacts to the latest "any day now" from the Zullo/Gallups/Gilliar comedy trio. Dr. Orly gives a press conference in front of the Sacramento chapter of "Wilford Brimley Clones of America", and then charters a bathyscaphe to find a new low to go to.

Projection from the American Stinker, Ed Noonan throws a tantrum. Election fraud in Oregon by a Republican. Paul Vallely and Charles Jones wants to throw a party. A birther boasts about lying. Dr. Orly whines about the type of mail I get normally from birthers and harasses court reporter. Election fraud in Indiana by Democrats. Whiney letters. And wishful thinking from Birther Report.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 23-24 April 2013

In today's dispatches, Boy Defective Mike Zullo and his faithful fluffier Carl Gallups continue to insist that they actually have solid evidence, any day now, sure, you betcha, Corsi Corsi why hast thou forsaken us Corsi. Thomas MacLeran takes a break from being a failed Taitz courtroom prop to go back to his roots - writing complete racist claptrap for the Pest and eFail.

Dr. Orly has a collective shit fit over the dismissal of her Electoral College and goes off in search of new courtroom props. Marco Ciavolino whines that Terry Lakin hasn't gotten the respect he deserves or that Marco Ciavolino and Dean Haskins hasn't gotten the seed money for their cinematic wankfest starting Lakin.

We have a Birther Ballot Jihad in Vermont, while Dr. Orly's much-touted petition shows the world just what kind of lowlifes many birthers are.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 18-22 April 2013

In today's dispatches, most of birtherstan last week was an open sewer with a major load of creepy conspiracy theories about the Boston Marathon bombing. The disgust I feel for these people is amazing right now.

However, we have Viscount Monckton whining over the disrespect he felt people showed towards the passing of Baroness Thatcher. Padawan Paul Guthrie replies to the judges' "Order to Show Cause", and shows to the world that his only real concern is the care and feeding of his schlong.

Jerome Corsi talks to Mark Gillar with some unhappy news for the birthers (and completely unsurprising news for debunkers). Some argument that the birthers may have ended up helping President Obama more than anything else. And Dr. Orly is told "No, case dismissed"
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13-17 April 2013

In today's dispatches, Linda Joy Adams is rejected by the birthers. Lots of "any day nowise" from the various birtherstani. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau allows Carl Gallups to commit acts of verbal diarrhea. Geir Smith professes his undying loyalty to Linda Joy Adams, and to the delusion for which she stands. One fruit-bat, incorrigible, with gibbering inanity for all.

Christopher-Earl:Strunk (™, ®, all rights reserved) has a serious mad at the judge who dismissed his case. Linda Joy Adams is upset at the birthers for not rolling over on their backs and wigging all four limbs in the air over her claims. Tracy Fair tries to appeal her Birther Ballot Jihad case in Maryland.

Dr. Orly dabbles in the whole "Satanic Panic" conspiracy land. With sources even less credible than her usual.

Some idiot bombs the Boston Marathon. My thoughts go out to the victims. My contempt goes out to the cowards responsible. My scorn goes out to the conspiracy idiots.

Dr. Orly gets a few more retired military officers to help her violate the judge's orders. Viscount Monckton shows a level of delusion only matched by his unspeakably thin skin. Dr. Orly goes into Lake Paranoia. The idiots at Birther Report are just waiting for some Great White Hope to come lead them in some un-american coup against the President. And Mark Gillar tries to out-fluff Carl Gallups.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 11-12 April 2013

In today's dispatches, a new disaster piece from convicted forgery and fraud felon Lucas Smith. Dr. Orly demands that the California Bar Association's ethics panel stop shagging unicorns and pay attention to her, all the while whining that other American Jews aren't as bigoted, delusional, or racist as she is.

Meanwhile Dr. Orly speaks out against those crazier than herself. Birther Report harasses school teachers. Some nimrod drops a package off for Joe Arpaio, and the birtherstani scream "CONSPIRACY. And Dr. Orly has an interestingly stupid idea of what "free speech" means.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 9-10 April 2013

In today's dispatches, Yes, I know, I got the date wrong on monday's dispatches. Blogging and cold medicine may not be a good combo.

Anyway, at the Western Center for "Journalism", conspiracy is the theme of the day. Dr. Orly uses the holocaust to sickly pimp her jihad. Nellie Ristvedt comes up with an entire new set of conspiracies, which the birtherstani are desperate enough to eat up with a spoon.

Media Matters points out that a Fox News Obama critic happens to be a birther, and the birthers become unglued. Dr. Orly splashes in Lake Sedition. Linda Joy Adams is upset that Dr. Orly won't believe her.

Padawan Paul Guthrie hears from the judge (hint, it's "denied".) Dr. Orly appears on another show, complete with disturbing photo, while also facing some much-deserved karma. What a surprise, Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups lied. Again. And more whiney letters!!
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 6-8 March 2013

In today dispatches, Sven Magnussen comes up with a new wing bat theory. So does Louise Hodges. John Dummett gets a "no" from the Court of Appeals. George Miller, Brian Reilly, and Dr. Orly are rather skeptical of Carl Gallups Glorious People's Victory.

Polland/Polarik waves his front legs and goes "look at me, look at me, oh won'r PLEASE someone look at me???" Sven Magnussen gets the "huh" treatment from Birther Report and Dr. Orly. I actually agree with Dr. Orly on something.

And last but not least, Dr. Orly causes a mass recall of irony meters.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-5 April 2013

In today's dispatches, we have an update with Padawan Paul Guthries Sacred Sperm of Citizenship lawsuit. Rudy's Davis' church hosts an entire bowl of nuts. Dr. Orly sinks to a new professional low. Carl Gallups sets the bar low for the big Freedom Friday Q&A with Boy Defective Mike Zullo, except the birthers want to make sure no debunkers or other dissenters are allowed on to question Zullo's pronouncements.

The defense in Dr. Orly's electoral college case opposes her motion to recuse. Darren Huff ends up in an FBI podcast, CEL3 gives his current viewpoint on his former dental paramour.

Mike Zullo appears on Gallups show, much fluffing of junk occurs. If it could be summed up in six words, they would be "any day now, and send money". And Dr. Orly shows a complete lack of reading comprehension skills.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 2-3 April 2013

In today's dispatches, a court tells Dr. Orly. "no". Again. Yet Another "Call To Battle" from PsyOps expert Paul Vallely. Dr. Orly throws random subpoenas out and demands that she be given her default judgement after all. And a pony. More and more birthers proclaim Roy Moore to be their latest "Great White Hope".

Desperate for anything new, Carl Gallups and boy defective Mike Zullo are actually taking the claims of Linda Joy Adams seriously. She's also being pimped by Geir Smith, which should be a warning right there. Dr. Orly makes it clear she has no intention of follow court rules.

Meanwhile in New York, Christopher-Earl:Strunk en ease ™®© post no bills, is told almost $170k of "no". This gets the birtherstani who manage to overlook Strunk's rants against the vatican and jesuit control of Islam rather upset.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 26 March-1 April 2013

Ah springtime in Birtherstan. The wind down from the Berg Steppes, blowing the fetid scent of the lie factories and the fields of freshly planted racism. The view of the murky green waters of Lake Delusion, at the foot of snowcapped Bandini Mountain. And all around the screeching, inane chatter of the hopeless inbred citizens of the Glorious Patriotic Republic of Birtherstan.

Why in comparison to the regard for freedom of speech and love of country in Birtherstan, North Korea is a Libertarian paradise.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Carl Gallups has a mad at Alan West, while making moon eyes and batting his eyelashes seductively at Mike Zullo. Video of Dr. Orly at CPAC, in all her ranting uniboobed glory. However, trouble awaits, due to Dr.. Orly having to swat down Linda Joy Adams for the crime of being too crazy for Dr. Orly.

World Nut Daily is excited over the idea that World Nut Daily columnist Larry Klayman gets to argue a birther case before World Nut Daily columnist Roy Moore. Which causes Dr. Orly to go "Screech! Look at me!! Screech!!" Meanwhile Dr. Orly wants her tens of followers to recall those who refuse to do the Birther Queen's bidding.

We have a three part Pest and eFail interview with Douglas Vogt which is chock-full of a quaint concept called "lying". Another salvo in the birtherstan civil war. And more steaming piles of taitz dropped off on the courts.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 21-25 March 2013

In today's dispatches, Larry Klayman gets all threaty over the very idea that people might just be upset with the Blessed St. Arpaio. Which doesn't stop him and Dr. Orly from fighting like two street corner whores over a $100 john. Businessweek takes note over the GOP's failure to appeal to minorities, and cites birtherism as one cause.

Dr. Orly wants the Department of Justice to go away, and, oh yeah, she doesn't want to follow the rules either. Meanwhile, she starts getting cozy with the LaRouchies. Chris Farrell pads out his already imaginary resume. Meanwhile, Pyramid Power author Douglas Vogt gets all death threaty towards anyone who dares disagree with him, and seems to think a liking for jazz is an autosominal dominant attached to the Y chromosome.

Dr. Orly's happy little petition has some signatures that the Secret Service be interested in. Devvy Kidd crawls out of her henna bottle to pen another chock-full-of-conspiracy piece. And Dr. Orly kisses up to the foreign media and badmouths the US in the process.
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 19-20 March 2013

In today's dispatches, the attorneys for Esquire take a shot at Larry Klayman. Tom MacLeran tells the people at CPAC "I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!! (call me? please?) The Surprise! (AZ) Tea Party comes up with a brand new, can't fail idea - WHINEY LETTERS! Carl Gallups plays the "I have very big important news! Only I can't share it, but trust me, it's VERY BIG NEWS" card again.

For someone who claims I'm posting under a host of names, Noel Lawler / Yoel Lawlor seems to be quite happy to rack up more aliases. Pity the content is a broken record of lies. Judge England tells Dr. Orly in Very Simple Words how she messed up again. Lame Cherry asks "Joseph and Jerome, where art thou?" Rudy Davis is upset at anyone on the right who doesn't want to get the stink of birther on themselves.

Mark Gillar gives the birthers a whole new stupid idea. And we have a Glorious Peoples Victory for Birtherstan, as Linda Jordan only has to cough up a quarter of what she was originally billed!
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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 16-18 March 2013

In today's dispatches, the fun from CPAC continues. With Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups saying they have wonderful news that's super secret and they can't tell anyone yet, sorry.

I know, it's pretty much the same as everything else they say.

But we also have Dr. Orly hob-mobbing with a whole batch of washed-up former politicians, not to mention deciding that she must, must, MUST crash a panel with fellow birther and anti-Islamic bigot Pamela Geller. Hilarity follows. Half-term governor Sarah Palin gives a tip of the hat to the birthers, the birthers wet their pants in response. Joel Pollak at Breitbart gets bent out of shape over being called a birther. More about the racist anti-racism panel at CPAC.

In other news, Dr. Orly gets told "No" by the House of Representatives AND the court. My Taitz fanboi shows with with a new name, new location, same lies. Birther Report goes "old news is FUN!", while complaining at those on the right who aren't QUITE crazy enough to be birthers. Douglas Vogt comes up with new claims that are right up there with his pyramid power and dead sea scroll claims. Dr. Orly goes "old news is FUN!"

Dean Haskins and Marco Ciavolino want your birther bucks to film their planned "Terry Lakin - A Love Story" project. And last but not least, we finally find out what the point was behind Walter Fitzpatrick's "Lane Hudson" calls to various debunkers. Yes, Sharon Rondeau was involved, and yes, the end result is as pathetic as one may think.

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