*Snork*

[patgund]

Thanks to jnork for pointing this out.

And I'm writing this post on my MacBook Pro. Refuse to comment on it being lickable though

When Apple Rules The World
What does it mean when you really, really want to lick a new MacBook Pro, and swoon?

"I have right here in my hot little hands that actually aren't all that little and are only slightly warm at the moment a brand new lick-ready smooth-as-love Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don't Stop Oh My God Yes.

I believe that is the actual name of the product. I might be wrong. I do not really care.

This machine, this silky hunk of aluminum and wire and divine Chinese factory-made love, was recently delivered into my hands by a squad of naked cooing angels who all happened to look exactly like Jenna Jameson or perhaps Eva Green and who also gave me a free foot massage and four hits of premium Ecstasy and a complimentary 3-hour tongue bath, all at the same time.

It is possible I imagined that last part. It is possible it was merely, you know, UPS. It is possible I am exaggerating just slightly overall. I do not really care. "

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[henglaar.livejournal.com]

Whooeee! And I thought that we Amiga fanatics were a few points away from average. This person is taking cybersex not just to a new level, but a whole new direction. I just hope his ports are compatible . . . .