Goth Rednecks
(Anyone have any more to offer or suggest?)
Inspired by seeing a black pickup truck with "Toyota" written on the
back in silver gothic font--The Goth Redneck List:
If your ankh doubles as a bottle opener . . . you just might be a
goth redneck.
If you go by "Count Bubba" . . .
If you are the proud possessor of an all-back double-wide trailer . . .
If your crypt has at least three coffins up on blocks . . .
If you and your buddies like to stalk anorexics chanting "Less Filling!
Tastes Great!" . . .
If you wear black fishnet hose with cowboy boots . . .
If you only hold barbeques after dark . . .
If you line dance to Depeche Mode . . .
If you drive a hearse with a shotgun rack . . .
If you and your dog wear matching black leather studded collars . . .
If your black velvet cloak has Elvis painted on it . . .
Inspired by seeing a black pickup truck with "Toyota" written on the
back in silver gothic font--The Goth Redneck List:
If your ankh doubles as a bottle opener . . . you just might be a
goth redneck.
If you go by "Count Bubba" . . .
If you are the proud possessor of an all-back double-wide trailer . . .
If your crypt has at least three coffins up on blocks . . .
If you and your buddies like to stalk anorexics chanting "Less Filling!
Tastes Great!" . . .
If you wear black fishnet hose with cowboy boots . . .
If you only hold barbeques after dark . . .
If you line dance to Depeche Mode . . .
If you drive a hearse with a shotgun rack . . .
If you and your dog wear matching black leather studded collars . . .
If your black velvet cloak has Elvis painted on it . . .