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patgund ([personal profile] patgund) wrote2006-07-26 09:36 pm

Tampon Shooter

From the people at Tampon Crafts comes this handy projectile device:

Tampon Shooter

"Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles. Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball. The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo and lung capacity. The matching bandolier lets you carry a full “clip” (i.e., box) of 20 tampons, so you’ll never be caught short in the heat of battle."

[identity profile] caprine.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahaaa!

[identity profile] farmount.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
For a moment there, I thought this was posted by a friend of mine you didn't know. The very first thing I thought was: "I MUST show this to [livejournal.com profile] caprine!!"

[identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny, a lot of people seem to have had that thought.

What someone needs to do is rig this with compressed air. Maybe a hairspray w/ ignition system as a propellent, though that *does* lend itself to the "Who lit the fuse on your tampon" jokes........

[identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I *thought* you'd get a giggle out of this

[identity profile] duckflambe.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
My first thought: "Tampoon Cannon".
Second thought, Caprine must read this. ;)