Huh???

[patgund]

Email I got from a headhunter:

"Hi, Hoping you are diong great. If you have a beong perfect match please forward the special updated Resume Asap.

Title Role: Windows Engineer with the xServe experience

Location: Universal City, CA.

Rate: Neg

Duration: 8 months plus extension,

Skills & Decription: Strong Windows Engineer with the xServe experience"

For those who don't know what an Xserve is,it's Apple's OS X Server-based rack-mount server systems.

So WHY ON EARTH would they want a Windows Engineer to manage Apple OS X servers????

Comments

[oedi.livejournal.com]

~diong great. If you have a beong~

And how do headhunters get away with bad spelling?

[ismarc.livejournal.com]

If you have a beong perfect match...

If I'm beong a perfect match? How bout you beong reading the resume, and beong thinking for yourself, and beong making a decision.

...please forward the special updated Resume Asap

Why? You obviously didn't read the first one. What makes you feel thusly entitled for your shitty quality work, thigh-scum? I'm not going to spend my time writing a special fucking resume just for your illiterate ass just so you can fail to read it too, recruiter scum. Go nail your genitals to the tail of a 747, you cancerous growth on society.

...and you can beong my diong, dirtbag!


I'm not even going to address the obvious problems associated with a Windows Engineer with xServe experience aside from questioning the proposed compensation for a multi-discipline engineer.

It's OBVIOUS, doh...

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

So WHY ON EARTH would they want a Windows Engineer to manage Apple OS X servers????

Because they're diong great and beong perfect match, of course~~