Well, my household is okay, since we have seven (7) cats. If we had six (6), we'd obviously be d**ned to h*ll, since six (6) is the Number of the Beast!!! (Well, a third of it, anyway...) Seven (7), however, is the Holy Number of God, indicating completion and perfection. This is why spaying and neutering is so important, as it guarantees that your cats are de-sixed.

Now, back to that bridge I was telling you about...