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patgund ([personal profile] patgund) wrote2007-03-21 09:13 am
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Recipe of the Day - The Game of Cricket, Day 2

For the batting team in Cricket, the aim is to score as many runs as possible. A run is scored when both batsmen successfully move to the opposite ends of the pitch. Runs are also scored if the batsmen propels the ball to the edge of the playing area (six runs if the ball reaches the boundary without touching the ground, otherwise four runs).

For the bowling team, the aim is to get each batsman out (wicket, or dismissal). The most direct way is for the bowler to bowl the ball in such a way that it evades the batsman's guard and hits the stumps, dislodging the bails. While the batsmen are attempting a run, the fielders may attempt to knock the bails off either set of stumps with the ball before the batsman nearer to that set of stumps has reached the crease.

Once out, a batsman is replaced by the next batsman in the team's lineup. The innings of the batting team will end when the 10th batsman is given out, because must be two batsmen on the field. When this happens, the team is all out. (In Limited overs cricket the innings end either when the batting team is all out or the predetermined number of overs are bowled). At the end of an innings, the two teams exchange roles, the fielding team becoming the batting team and vice versa.

Insect Crunch

Ingredients:
1/2 c. butter
1/2 c. honey
big bowl of popcorn
1 c. roasted insects
(crickets, grasshoppers, bees, ants)

Directions:

Slowly heat butter and honey and mix well. Mix the insects with the popcorn and pour in the butter/honey mixture and stir well. Spread this out on a cookie sheet and bake at 350 degrees for 10 minutes. Cut into small pieces and serve.

Locust Bisque

Ingredients:
1 gallon of locust shells
2 onions, roughly chopped
1 clove garlic, chopped
1 celery stalk
2 carrots
1/2 tsp. powdered mace slat
(and pepper to taste)
1 c. whipping cream

Directions:

Put all ingredients except whipping cream into a large stew pot, and fill with water. Bring to the boil, reduce heat, and simmer for 3 hours. Process in blender or food processor in batches, and strain before returning to clean pot. Add whipping cream, being sure not to allow to boil. Serve with animal crackers.

Oaxaca Enchiladas

Ingredients:
About 1000 grasshoppers
1/2 c. chili sauce
pinch of salt
garlic
onion
1 lemon
1 c. guacamole
6 tortillas

Directions:

Soak the grasshoppers in clean water for 24 hours. Boil them, let dry. Fry in a pan with garlic, onion, salt, and lemon. Roll up in tortillas with chili sauce and guacamole.

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