...man-skirt or kilt, the main purpose is that it grants them easy and quick access for fornicating.

Because gods know, the only reason women wear skirts is for easy access. Blech.

Some days, I weep for the species.

"Ghastly Scots." I say we find a few caber tossers and hand this puke over to them, telling them he thinks they're "girly." Should be amusing.