ext_367054 ([identity profile] mistresshuette.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] patgund 2007-09-22 10:30 am (UTC)

I went back and found six more.

1) Chocking the chicken [masturbation]
2) Riding a bike [sex]
3) Bell End [female anatomy reference]
4) Up the dirt track [anal sex]
5) Getting dirty [sex]
6) Losing your watch [losing your virginity, male]
7) Slapping the ass [anal sex or spanking]
8) Dog in a bath [penis getting wet with cum]
9) Spit roast [woman being penetrated from both ends]
10) Cream pie [cumming/cunnilingus]
11) Tradesman's entrance [vagina]
12) Pork sword [penis]
13) Got the painters in [had illicit sex or an affair]
14) A shag (at the end of the bar) [to have sex]
15} Tea-bagging [taking balls into your mouth]
16) Hand shandy [masturbation]
17) Beer foam overflowing [cumming]
18) Head/giving head [filatio]
19) Beef curtins [woman's breasts slighty covered, like the girl is]
20) Docking space stations [sexual inuendo]
21) 69 [sexual position]
22) Dirty Sanchez [man wipes his cum-laden finger on woman's face]
23) Miss the pink, hit the brown (at pool table)[clumsy penetration/anal sex]
24) Map of Tassie (on wall) [female pubic hair]
25) Ron Jeremy is a porn star. (man calls his friends Ron and Jeremy)
26) Meat sandwich [three way sex, two guys with a girl in between]
27) Rusty trombone [rim job and a hand job at the same time]

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