On the "death" of a comic book icon......

[patgund]

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*Click* "Hello, this is Avenger's Mansion, Jarvis speaking. How may I assist you?"

"Oh, hey Jarvis, can I please speak to Captain America??"

"Oh, I'm sorry, he's currently dead. Could you please call back next week, he should be available then??"

"Oh, okay, thanks!"

*click*