Quoth Jacqueline Curtis (with whom I am on the phone as I type this, and was chatting before I read your entry), "Well. Why is anyone watching that thing?! If he didn't like it, he didn't have to comment." Of course, mere text doesn't convey the tone of voice, but we had a good cackle.

And then she found her hair dryer, which was found in a box she didn't expect it in (as she just moved and is still unpacking. It was in the box with 3 evening purses).