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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 30 July-2 August 2013

In today's dispatches, Nancy Owens Barger gets annoyed at Mike Zullo. She's going to have to stand in line. Another birther ballot jihad case bites the dust. Cody Judy tries to claim his fellow birtherstani aren't nuts. It fails. George Miller tries to choose between TweeedleDum and TweedleDumber.

Boy Defective Mike Zullo cheats on Carl Gallups with Alex Jones. Meanwhile, suspended police chief Mark Kessler also plays to the bat guano insane part of the listening public. Birther Report shows increasing impatience with Carl Gallups and Mike Zullo.

Lawrence Sellin continues his downward spiral. Rudy Davis isn't even trying anymore. More proof that Wayne Allyn Root is a lying sack of crap. Ted Nugent shows the signs of Bat Crap Fever and goes birther. And Gabe Zolna seems to think people find him important.