(Crossposted to my LJ, templeofthecat, and dot_pagan_snark)

People on eBay scare me......

Spell Casting BREAST ENLARGEMENT FIRMING

"I offer something to you by popular request that gives enlargement to any particular body zone.
most commonly ladies are asking me for firmer and larger breasts and / or bottom.
This is something worked on n recent years with success,instead of weightloss,i have been able to do the weightgain spellcraft,
and did see why not limit this to one area on the body.
I have seen great results in several ladies who first report their breasts to be feeling some tenderness for a few days after casting,also nipples errect very easily which was also very popular because the sensitivity here also increasing their own arousal,
as well as the men being enthralled
at the very site of the protruding nipples through the fabric of their clothes.
very erotic reports i have been given from past querrants,
and in coming days and weeks they all did
see visibly growth in their bra cup size,spilling out of their usual size,looking plumpness very clearly."

I suspect the only thing growing is this person's bank account.........