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(Crossposted to my LJ, [livejournal.com profile] templeofthecat, and [livejournal.com profile] dot_pagan_snark)

People on eBay scare me......

Spell Casting BREAST ENLARGEMENT FIRMING

"I offer something to you by popular request that gives enlargement to any particular body zone.
most commonly ladies are asking me for firmer and larger breasts and / or bottom.
This is something worked on n recent years with success,instead of weightloss,i have been able to do the weightgain spellcraft,
and did see why not limit this to one area on the body.
I have seen great results in several ladies who first report their breasts to be feeling some tenderness for a few days after casting,also nipples errect very easily which was also very popular because the sensitivity here also increasing their own arousal,
as well as the men being enthralled
at the very site of the protruding nipples through the fabric of their clothes.
very erotic reports i have been given from past querrants,
and in coming days and weeks they all did
see visibly growth in their bra cup size,spilling out of their usual size,looking plumpness very clearly."


I suspect the only thing growing is this person's bank account.........

Date: 2006-08-18 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dzayde.livejournal.com
I wish I had thought of that first!

Date: 2006-08-18 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peaseblossom03.livejournal.com
I could be so god damn rich if it weren't for these scruples.

Date: 2006-08-18 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peaseblossom03.livejournal.com
P.S.: How can someone who can't spell "sight" even know the word "querant"?

Date: 2006-08-18 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loli-cat.livejournal.com
Oh and, don't you love that grammar??

...see visibly growth in their bra cup size,spilling out of their usual size,looking plumpness very clearly...

Hm, on the other hand, it sounds like a cheap porno novel!! ^0^

Date: 2006-08-18 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loli-cat.livejournal.com
A (blank) and their (blank) are soon (blank)

A chest and their wallet are soon flat?? ^0^

Date: 2006-08-18 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farmount.livejournal.com
I'm surprised she didn't aim these at men...

Date: 2006-08-18 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweet-kitty-gal.livejournal.com
holy ripoffs!

Date: 2006-08-19 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
Maybe it comes with a free bicycle pump and a chant.. something like.. I must.. I must.. I must.. inflate my BUST!! :)

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