patgund: Knotwork (Kitty Scared)
patgund ([personal profile] patgund) wrote2005-11-16 09:50 pm

*Blink*

And usually I get expenses - or sushi - for fixing computers.......*blink*

Meet the IT Gigolo (may not be safe for work)

"A friend was having trouble connecting to the Internet, this really attractive girl, and the idea just popped into my head: "Wow, it would be really nice if I could get sex for this." I placed an ad on Craigslist that read, "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and I've had an overwhelming number of responses. "

Ummm.....yeah......right......whatever......

Hope you're using anti-virus protection dude.......

[identity profile] fionnbharro.livejournal.com 2005-11-16 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude; it's been done. A long time ago.

Not that I'm saying *I* did that... but... whatever. Never mind.

[identity profile] celticdragonfly.livejournal.com 2005-11-16 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I may not have given you sex for computer work, but I did make you socks! ;-P

[identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com 2005-11-16 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
(chuckle) True enough

[identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com 2005-11-16 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Looking over the Doo Dah Parade website to do my writeup: a man dressed as a big slice of pepperoni pizza, bearing a sign reading WILL WORK AS FOOD.