And another...

[patgund]

The Top 5 Scottish Science Fiction Books

5> "The Sheep Is A Harsh Mistress"
4> "An Uncanny Laddie in an Uncanny Landie"
3> "Dooooooon"
2> "Th' Wee, Sleekit, Timorous, Stainless Steel Beastie"

and the Number 1 Scottish Science Fiction Book...

1> "Och Aye, Robot"

Comments

[mama-hogswatch.livejournal.com]

You owe me a keyboard.

A riddle

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

What does a Scottish owl say?

Hoot, mon!

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

chronovius is taking the train and bus to work today, and he had 20 minutes between train-and-bus, so he called me. I read the two lists to him. There was much giggling.

[jj-maccrimmon.livejournal.com]

Step 1. Raise flat palm of hand (left or right) to vertical position.

Step 2. Close eyes (important safety precaution).

Step 3. Rapidly move hand and head rapidly towards each other.

Step 4. Repeat step 3 as often as necessary.

Step 5. (Optional) Grumble "D'oh" under breath.

[nolly.livejournal.com]

Those are great!