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patgund ([personal profile] patgund) wrote2006-06-07 09:23 am

It's a NASCAR world.....

Okay, I guess that the NASCAR Bacon, NASCAR Potatoes, NASCAR Crock-Pot, NASCAR Chain Saw, and NASCAR Romance Novels were just not enough.......

Now we have NASCAR Religion. Well, sort of..... It's "NASCAR meets Dianetics"

Scientology Goes NASCAR With Dianetics Race Car

"Ignite Your Potential" is the mantra Scientology uses to get Tom Cruise and other Hollywood celebs jumping up and down. Now that message will be used to fuel the engines of a new NASCAR race team.

The venture is called "The Dianetics Racing Team," named after the best-selling self-help book written by the movement's founder, science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.

Kenton Gray, a California race-car driver who has said Dianetics helped his life and driving performance, will head up the Dianetics team."


Wonder if they now offer NASCAR branded E-meters. Or if going though the OT-III "Wall of Fire" puts you in contact with the thetan of Dale Earnhardt.......

[identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I got my friend's kid a NASCAR Easter Basket, does that count?

[identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The idea of a NASCAR Easter Basket brings to mind a hollow chocolate bunny filled with Skoll or Copenhagen.......

[identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeewww. Actually, I'm not usually inclined toward these pre-packaged selections but it cost less than the componants bought separately and made the car-crazy kid very happy. Can't argue with that!

[identity profile] lapiskelinia.livejournal.com 2006-06-08 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
This depresses me. Scientology is marketed to stupid people with money.