See Spot. See Spot Run. See Nameless Horror Eat Spot

[patgund]

Gakked from caprine (Happy Birthday!)

Abdul al-Hazred's Big Boffo Book of Daemons

"See the librarian.
See the librarian look.

See the librarian copy blasphemously ancient horrors from that hideous tome that hints at unknown terror far beyond the reason of man.

See the librarian write the name.
It is spelled: H-A-S-S-I-E.

Hear the librarian say that which should not be said.

See Hastur....

Poor librarian."

Comments

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

I tend to wonder why Marion Zimmer Bradley didn't get eaten by a boojum for naming one of the ruling houses of Darkover that... Clearly, I think too much.

don't look at Yog-Sothoth

[ismarc.livejournal.com]

I just couldn't suppress laughter at this part:

See the heavy metal band.
They call themselves the "Yogs".

See their stage show.

Oh, what a strange star. It has an eye in the middle.

See them mouth strange soundless syllables.
See the strange globes of light.

See Yog-Sothoth; no, don't look at Yog-Sothoth.

Too late.

Poor heavy metal band.
Poor insane, deranged, psychotic heavy metal band.

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Thought you'd like that.