Unexplained Mysteries of the Universe.....

[patgund]

Why on earth is grape-flavored "Gatorade Fierce" smurf-blue??

Comments

[ophy.livejournal.com]

Why is "grape" Smirnoff Ice clear? And why does it taste so damn good?

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Never tried it

Alas, due to the meds right now anyway, alcohol is NOT an option.

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

What? You don't have the smurf-blue grapes in Qatar? We've got them here. It's a new hybrid.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* I'm not sure there are even *grapes* in Qatar. Unless there's a hidden vinyard in the middle of the desert somewhere....

[ismarc.livejournal.com]

Oh, the sheer number of smartass responses that just went through my head!

[matrygg.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[beki.livejournal.com]

Because its made out of squished smurfs that were snatched out of a smurf berry tree.. If you look on the bottle, there are artificial flavors.. Now you know where they get them.....

[catmcroy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*