The things that go though your mind....

[patgund]

....when one has kids....

Why hasn't Captain Feathersword been locked up? Or does he moonlight in a fetish bar?
Come to think of it, Fetish bar. Why else does he own a neoprene pirate suit??
Please tell me nobody has written Captain Feathersword / Captain Jack Sparrow slash fanfic.......

You know, Princess Fiona is kinda cute. Even as an orge.

Please tell me nobody has written Thomas the Tank Engine slash fanfic.......
I keep wondering what happens if the Transformers landed on Sodor........

When three or more little girls gather, do they spontaneously generate My Little Pony figures???

Comments

[thats-ms-dragon.livejournal.com]

Captain Feathersword makes me squirm in all the bad ways. He is obviously compensating for something.

As for little girls, mine spontaneously produce Polly Pocket dolls. Rather scary really.

:)

[patgund.livejournal.com]

I think My Little Ponies are the larval stage of Polly Pockets. Or vice versa.....

Ask the computer show me pictures of people having sex with goats on fire, and it'll reply...

[xydexx.livejournal.com]

...specify type of goat.

Meanwhile, Thomas the Tank Engine slash fanfic! By popular demand!

Well, not really, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone's thought about it.

Re: Ask the computer show me pictures of people having sex with goats on fire, and it'll reply...

[patgund.livejournal.com]

*Twich* Thank you I think?? :-)

[americanstd.livejournal.com]

This is why I believe in Menarche! Rule by pre-pubescent girls!


Ponies and Flowers for everyone!