*Snork*

[patgund]

Once again, the Onion makes me snarf my drink. Thanks to cormac for bringing this to my attention:

I'm In An Open Relationship With The Lord

"....But I did a lot of soul searching, and together we found a solution that fit both of our needs by adopting an alternative theological lifestyle.
Now that I'm in an open relationship with the Lord, I feel a greater spiritual satisfaction than I've ever known."

(note, link is provided for amusement value, and is not intended to insult anyone's beliefs)

Comments

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

You need to see Jesus!
http://nynerd.com/can-you-see-jesus/

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Some of the replies to that are scary. Mind you, I'm just talking about their punctuation and spelling.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

ewww

[dragon-feather.livejournal.com]

I'm stealing this from one of the comments left there (One of the ones that didn't get into religious debate over a silly joke), but it's funny as hell.

"I guess we now know why dogs sniff each other's butts."