*Snork*

[patgund]

Once again, the Onion makes me snarf my drink. Thanks to cormac for bringing this to my attention:

I'm In An Open Relationship With The Lord

"....But I did a lot of soul searching, and together we found a solution that fit both of our needs by adopting an alternative theological lifestyle.
Now that I'm in an open relationship with the Lord, I feel a greater spiritual satisfaction than I've ever known."

(note, link is provided for amusement value, and is not intended to insult anyone's beliefs)

Comments

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

You need to see Jesus!
http://nynerd.com/can-you-see-jesus/

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Some of the replies to that are scary. Mind you, I'm just talking about their punctuation and spelling.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

ewww

[dragon-feather.livejournal.com]

I'm stealing this from one of the comments left there (One of the ones that didn't get into religious debate over a silly joke), but it's funny as hell.

"I guess we now know why dogs sniff each other's butts."

[omcintyre.livejournal.com]

ROFLMFAO .. oh.my.god. thank you for this.. this has improved my day 100%!

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

Any other gods would have to be secondaries, given that commandment and all...

[dragon-feather.livejournal.com]

I disagree. That commandment states no other god above him. So, no, you couldn't "demote" him to secondary, but a co-primary situation is possible, I believe.

Mind you, this is all said with mild amusement and not seriously in the least.