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patgundJust got a email spam from a group called "C.I.A. Ministries". Which, while they may be legit, immediately brought up a weird mental image. Something like:
"Brotheres and sisters....today we shall read from the book of Espionage Chapter 12 verse THUNDERCHICKEN 'And he saw before him the files of the infidel and he was pleased for his microfilm camerea was with him. "
"And so with rightous wrath, he drew his (CLASSFIED) and smote the infidel before leaving (CLASSIFIED)"
"Brothers and sisters.... if you seek his devine clearances you must dig deep in to your pockets......and your file cabinets.....and give till it hurts."
"We will now read from the scripture according to St. Ian Fleming, Book 3, chapter 5, verse 12, clearence TANGENT"
"And yea Saint James....(not to be confused with THE Saint dear flock), And Yea Saint James did speak to those assembled and he did say; 'Drink for this is my blood.....shaken not stirred.'
"And keep the secrets entrusted to you, save for when your superiors require them of you. Or else you shall find yourself cast into The Village,"
"Be ye carefull with thine Cyanide tablet.....confuse them not with your viagra...unless thine target take it...."
"Brotheres and sisters....today we shall read from the book of Espionage Chapter 12 verse THUNDERCHICKEN 'And he saw before him the files of the infidel and he was pleased for his microfilm camerea was with him. "
"And so with rightous wrath, he drew his (CLASSFIED) and smote the infidel before leaving (CLASSIFIED)"
"Brothers and sisters.... if you seek his devine clearances you must dig deep in to your pockets......and your file cabinets.....and give till it hurts."
"We will now read from the scripture according to St. Ian Fleming, Book 3, chapter 5, verse 12, clearence TANGENT"
"And yea Saint James....(not to be confused with THE Saint dear flock), And Yea Saint James did speak to those assembled and he did say; 'Drink for this is my blood.....shaken not stirred.'
"And keep the secrets entrusted to you, save for when your superiors require them of you. Or else you shall find yourself cast into The Village,"
"Be ye carefull with thine Cyanide tablet.....confuse them not with your viagra...unless thine target take it...."
