Spam spam, horrible spam...
Mar. 6th, 2003 09:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundWell, before my ISP gets a whole new batch of spam reported to them, I thought I'd see what is in the pile.
252 total
115 Korean Language Spam (Yes, almost 50% of my spam is Korean. Go figure.)
17 Job Hunting and Job sites (I think I'll stick to Monster and Flipdog, thanks.)
33 "Lonely housewives want to meet you" ads (Why on earth am I getting so many "Bored, lonely, and/or horny housewife" ads? What on earth would I have to offer one anyway????)
31 Get rich quick, morgage, grant, or refinance schemes (none of which I need) 11 Diet Pills, Herbal Suppliments, and/or anti-snoring aids (Ditto)
8 assorted porn sites (No thanks, can find anything like that locally)
6 Stolen Credit Card and/or Illegal Drug sites (All supposely stolen from "Rich American Jerks")
6 Nude Celeb and/or model sites (I'm not interested in them clothed or unclothed.)
5 Viagra or simular products (No need. For that matter, no reason to need them)
5 various hardware, software, or ink cartridge ones (No thanks)
5 matchmaking / dating sites (I'm not that desperate)
3 Asian or Eastern European Wife finding sites (I'm not that lonely)
2 versions of the Nigerian 919 scam (I'm not that stupid)
2 "Find a rich American Husband" sites (I'm not that type)
2 Breast enlargement (I'm not that gender)
2 "Get rid of pregnancy stretch marks" ads (If I'm ever pregnant, call the AMA, because it's gonna be a medical miracle)
2 "Get her hot" female aprodisiac ads (Ummm... No.)
1 eBay "training" (why?)
1 "How to spy on your wife or husband" (Ick! No.)
1 Cigarettes for less (Haven't smoked in 20 years)
1 Divorce / Child Support Assistance (Never married, handle my own child support payments.)
1 "want to be on reality TV??" (Not really)
1 Penis enlargment ad (Don't think it's needed much)
252 total
115 Korean Language Spam (Yes, almost 50% of my spam is Korean. Go figure.)
17 Job Hunting and Job sites (I think I'll stick to Monster and Flipdog, thanks.)
33 "Lonely housewives want to meet you" ads (Why on earth am I getting so many "Bored, lonely, and/or horny housewife" ads? What on earth would I have to offer one anyway????)
31 Get rich quick, morgage, grant, or refinance schemes (none of which I need) 11 Diet Pills, Herbal Suppliments, and/or anti-snoring aids (Ditto)
8 assorted porn sites (No thanks, can find anything like that locally)
6 Stolen Credit Card and/or Illegal Drug sites (All supposely stolen from "Rich American Jerks")
6 Nude Celeb and/or model sites (I'm not interested in them clothed or unclothed.)
5 Viagra or simular products (No need. For that matter, no reason to need them)
5 various hardware, software, or ink cartridge ones (No thanks)
5 matchmaking / dating sites (I'm not that desperate)
3 Asian or Eastern European Wife finding sites (I'm not that lonely)
2 versions of the Nigerian 919 scam (I'm not that stupid)
2 "Find a rich American Husband" sites (I'm not that type)
2 Breast enlargement (I'm not that gender)
2 "Get rid of pregnancy stretch marks" ads (If I'm ever pregnant, call the AMA, because it's gonna be a medical miracle)
2 "Get her hot" female aprodisiac ads (Ummm... No.)
1 eBay "training" (why?)
1 "How to spy on your wife or husband" (Ick! No.)
1 Cigarettes for less (Haven't smoked in 20 years)
1 Divorce / Child Support Assistance (Never married, handle my own child support payments.)
1 "want to be on reality TV??" (Not really)
1 Penis enlargment ad (Don't think it's needed much)
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Date: 2003-03-07 12:24 am (UTC)The same reason I get multiple offers to increase my penis size. Uh, sorry, he's already taller than me - he doesn't need to be any taller... and we're both trying to lose weight!
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Date: 2003-03-07 10:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-08 06:37 pm (UTC)