The things that go though your mind....

[patgund]

....when one has kids....

Why hasn't Captain Feathersword been locked up? Or does he moonlight in a fetish bar?
Come to think of it, Fetish bar. Why else does he own a neoprene pirate suit??
Please tell me nobody has written Captain Feathersword / Captain Jack Sparrow slash fanfic.......

You know, Princess Fiona is kinda cute. Even as an orge.

Please tell me nobody has written Thomas the Tank Engine slash fanfic.......
I keep wondering what happens if the Transformers landed on Sodor........

When three or more little girls gather, do they spontaneously generate My Little Pony figures???