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Wasn't there a movie made about this - "Free Willy"??

Dwarf glued penis to Hoover

"A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions.

The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at the Edinburgh Fringe production. "

Date: 2007-08-20 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omcintyre.livejournal.com
How does one *accidentally* glue ones penis to a vacuum? And what adult doesn't know that if you stick superglue to your skin it will stick to whatever else you touch it to?


I think the Circus of Horrors should've been called the Circus of Stupid.

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