Why?

Dec. 31st, 2007 12:24 pm
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Greetings Through Time

"The telephone kept expanding, and so did the greeting.  As the greeting "Hello" kept growing it soon became a general greeting.  Webster's dictionary kept on printing "Hello" as a greeting word.  Alexander Graham Bell (1847-1922) rejected the "Hello" greeting all his life.  His greeting was "Ahoy, Ahoy!"  The dictionaries became a standard foundation for the language and continued to promote the word as our standard greeting.  We never questioned it; we took it for granted and learned it as it was always there..., and strangely enough it has become our most used word on a daily basis.  "I" is the second.  This negative phenomenon possibly has set its pattern.  We have been too busy and too involved in our daily doings to see the whole picture.  Until a person born in Kingsville, Texas questioned the connotation of the word "Hello."  The "O" is not enough to hide the most negative word (Hell) printed in every dictionary!  This greeting word "Hello" has been upon us for 117 years!  Maybe subconsciously we have promoted and fueled the wrong message.

Let's now understand that we all have been misled.  We should now put it behind us and call the 20th century negative and obsolete.  We should now set a new example and set a new precedent!  It is up to us now to make a change and start setting and paving a new road for our youth and ourselves.  Let's show the rest of the world that we are united, friendly, and unique people.

Let's now begin working towards the next 100 years with a more harmonious, intelligent, and positive new universal greeting:  "HEAVENO!"  A symbol of Peace, friendship and Welcome!

Date: 2007-12-31 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cormac.livejournal.com
Hell is the most negative word in any dictionary? I don't know what dictionary they're using, but I've got quite a few words in mind that are FAR more negative, including one word I've spoken maybe twice in my lifetime (both times referring to my sister, and one of those times as part of an inquiry on whether there was a more foul, derogatory term than it in existence).

Also, Heaveno? God help the person who sincerely greets me with that abomination. Attempts to "reclaim" words that are nothing to do with gender, race, religion, etc. by replacing the offensive part of the word with something equally stupid and inane (i.e. herstory)should always meet a swift, merciless response.

Date: 2007-12-31 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeran.livejournal.com
Sounds like "Heaven? No.". I don't think that's quite what they intend... :)

Date: 2007-12-31 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
Um, no. Just no.

Date: 2007-12-31 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loli-cat.livejournal.com
I had an employer who would answer with "phone" because, in his words, that was what he was talking to... ^_^

Date: 2008-01-01 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duckflambe.livejournal.com
Ahoy, Ahoy Gund!
And happy New Year. :)

Date: 2008-01-01 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jnork.livejournal.com
In one Simpsons episode, Mr. Smithers takes a vacation, Homer tries to fill in and ends up frightening Mr. Burns to the point where he tries doing things for himself. Starting with answering the phone, which he'd apparently never done before.

Anybody else notice how Mr. Burns answers the phone? I didn't know he was THAT old! :)

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