patgund | *Snork*

I know I'm not the only BSG fan to get a giggle out of this.....

From Wednesday's Letterman show: Top 10 reasons to watch 'Battlestar Galactica'

" THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN
                              "Reasons to Watch the New Season of 'Battlestar Galactica'"

[As presented on the Wednesday, March 19 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10.    Chief Petty Officer Tyrol (Aaron Douglas): In the dramatic season opening episode, we save 15% by switching our insurance to Geico.
9.       D'Anna Biers (Lucy Lawless): You'll find out what's in the hatch and who gets off the island - crap, wrong show.
8.       Dr. Baltar (James Callis): My character creates his own line of "honey roasted space nuts."
7.       Lieutenant Sharon Valerii (Grace Park): What else are you going to do, read a book?
6.       Number Six (Tricia Helfer): There's a good chance you'll see me naked.
5.       Colonel Saul Tigh (Michael Hogan): There's a good chance you'll see me naked.
4.       Captain Lee Adama (Jamie Bamber): New FTL drives will allow the colonial fleet to better adjust to gravitational variations and achieve maximum superluminal travel to outrun the pursuing cylon basestars - I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
3.       Starbuck (Katee Sackhoff): We engage in a life-and-death battle against evil robots.you know, same **** as last year.
2.       President Laura Roslin (Mary McDonnell): I take on the most challenging task of my political career - doing a lame top ten list on a third-rate talk show.
1.       Admiral William Adama (Edward James Olmos): Watch me lead us into war against the Cylons without an exit strategy."

#5 scares me........