Ikea humour
Apr. 1st, 2008 07:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundFrom Yelp's reviews of the Renton IKEA store.....
"I think the best part of Ikea is a tie between the food (meatballs up front, 50 cent hotdogs in back) and the wheelie carts in the pick-up zone, which are amazing for surfing on and are conveniently parked in an area covered by long empty warehouse hallways. And if you're a drinking type, pick up some Glgg, which is Swedish for "Vodka cloaking device."
"bed - this bed looked great! unfortunately it was made by malnourished children in Bangladesh. It would be an understatement to say it plagued my life. There I would be, dream Elizabeth Hurley and dream Jessica Alba just about to undress so they could treat me to a private mud wrestling performance, when the slats would pop-free, dumping my rear-end onto the floor, and folding me up like a taco."
"If you ever wondered what a lab rat feels like going through a maze to reach their cheesy reward then you should take a trip to IKEA. The cheese (Swedish Meatballs) are located in the middle of this block- long store and everywhere you look there is another passage way leading down yet another area of the store."
"Help I am still stuck in IKEA..I have been here for 2 days now and I still can't find the exit! I have been living off 25 cent hot dogs and ice cream cones...please send help soon."
"I think the best part of Ikea is a tie between the food (meatballs up front, 50 cent hotdogs in back) and the wheelie carts in the pick-up zone, which are amazing for surfing on and are conveniently parked in an area covered by long empty warehouse hallways. And if you're a drinking type, pick up some Glgg, which is Swedish for "Vodka cloaking device."
"bed - this bed looked great! unfortunately it was made by malnourished children in Bangladesh. It would be an understatement to say it plagued my life. There I would be, dream Elizabeth Hurley and dream Jessica Alba just about to undress so they could treat me to a private mud wrestling performance, when the slats would pop-free, dumping my rear-end onto the floor, and folding me up like a taco."
"If you ever wondered what a lab rat feels like going through a maze to reach their cheesy reward then you should take a trip to IKEA. The cheese (Swedish Meatballs) are located in the middle of this block- long store and everywhere you look there is another passage way leading down yet another area of the store."
"Help I am still stuck in IKEA..I have been here for 2 days now and I still can't find the exit! I have been living off 25 cent hot dogs and ice cream cones...please send help soon."
