(chuckle)

Phone conversation with the BitMum friday night:

BitMum: "By the way, you left your sleeping bag up here."
Me: "I know. Care to guess why??"
BitMum: "Slightly over three feet high and snoring?"
Me: "Yeah, I got out of the shower, and she was wrapped up in it, snug as a bug in a rug. I decided it was better to leave sleeping babies lie. She seems to want to swipe my sleeping bag anyway."

(chuckle)

Phone conversation with the BitMum friday night:

BitMum: "By the way, you left your sleeping bag up here."
Me: "I know. Care to guess why??"
BitMum: "Slightly over three feet high and snoring?"
Me: "Yeah, I got out of the shower, and she was wrapped up in it, snug as a bug in a rug. I decided it was better to leave sleeping babies lie. She seems to want to swipe my sleeping bag anyway."

Memage

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Memage

Taken from jkusters

bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now...

Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C /

Go HERE to have a form generate the HTML for you.

Well, that's done for the year....

Just did my taxes (state and federal), and transmitted them. Printing copies for my paper records right now.

Hopefully this is the last I'll see of them for this year. TaxCut software is your friend. (Been using it since 2001, I like the way it imports and looks at the past and present information.)

Well, that's done for the year....

Just did my taxes (state and federal), and transmitted them. Printing copies for my paper records right now.

Hopefully this is the last I'll see of them for this year. TaxCut software is your friend. (Been using it since 2001, I like the way it imports and looks at the past and present information.)

Got plans for next month???

Ninja to Take Over Pennsylvania's Central Susquehanna Valley

"Warrior Concepts International, a professional self-protection and personal development academy located in Sunbury, Pennsylvania, will hold its annual Spring Ninja Training Camp from April 15th through the 17th, 2005. The camp, lead by master instructor Jeffrey M. Miller, a 9th degree black belt in the Japanese martial art of ninjutsu, or "the art of the ninja," will be held at Camp Mt. Luther and is open to any adult, 16 and older, regardless of past experience or affiliation with Warrior Concepts International."

Got plans for next month???

Ninja to Take Over Pennsylvania's Central Susquehanna Valley

"Warrior Concepts International, a professional self-protection and personal development academy located in Sunbury, Pennsylvania, will hold its annual Spring Ninja Training Camp from April 15th through the 17th, 2005. The camp, lead by master instructor Jeffrey M. Miller, a 9th degree black belt in the Japanese martial art of ninjutsu, or "the art of the ninja," will be held at Camp Mt. Luther and is open to any adult, 16 and older, regardless of past experience or affiliation with Warrior Concepts International."

Okay........

http://www.martialartsmart.net/prjt001.html

Okay........

http://www.martialartsmart.net/prjt001.html

(chuckle) Okay, I'm amused....

(Granted, the source is Pravda, so it may be about as reliable as the Weekly World News....)

Whipping therapy cures depression and suicide crises

""The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. The effect is astounding: the patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears, although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course," Sergei Speransky told the Izvestia newspaper."

I can see it now...."No, really, I'm not into BDSM, I'm just undergoing therapy for my depression, honest!"

(chuckle) Okay, I'm amused....

(Granted, the source is Pravda, so it may be about as reliable as the Weekly World News....)

Whipping therapy cures depression and suicide crises

""The whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patients receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex. The effect is astounding: the patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears, although it will take a certain time for the buttocks to heal, of course," Sergei Speransky told the Izvestia newspaper."

I can see it now...."No, really, I'm not into BDSM, I'm just undergoing therapy for my depression, honest!"