*Laugh* Starting out early

[patgund]

(thanks to blackflag669)

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

"A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered."

I confess I laughed at the last line of the article:

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

Comments

[mama-hogswatch.livejournal.com]

I thought the line about the descrimination law hadda be the funniest. Isn't that a sort of not quite legal profession ANYWAY????

[peaseblossom03.livejournal.com]

OMFG what a riot.

[americanstd.livejournal.com]

'atta boy!