Feb. 9th, 2007
From Top Five
Feb. 9th, 2007 12:14 pmThe Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear inthe Elevator at an SF Convention
10> "Signal the Mother Ship! The specimens in this turbolift will just fill our quota for new slaves!"
9> "If you don't put your 'lightsaber' back in your pants, I'm calling security, Yoda boy."
8> "Sensors Detect a Noxious Gas Cloud Forming."
7> "This is just like the episode where Picard got stuck in the turbolift with the kids. Okay I'll be Picard... you can be Number 1. That's right... if I get hungry you're first to get eaten."
6> "Nobody Move!! My pet radioactive spider just got loose!!"
5> "I mean, it's just a simple red shirt, what could possibly go wr-- hey, why have we stopped moving?"
4> "Dude, I just totally shook hands with Tricia Helfer at the Galactica table - we're getting together for drinks later. No, seriously. I saw it in her eyes. She wanted me. Um...can you tell me where someone goes for 'drinks?'"
3> "Who's tentacle is on my ass?"
2> "Third Floor!! Wookiees, Cookies and Rookies... Yup, this is where the Hospitality Room is at..."
and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear in the Elevator at an SF Convention...
1> 1st Klingon: "Does this seem infected to you?"
2nd Klingon: *slurp* ... "Nope."
10> "Signal the Mother Ship! The specimens in this turbolift will just fill our quota for new slaves!"
9> "If you don't put your 'lightsaber' back in your pants, I'm calling security, Yoda boy."
8> "Sensors Detect a Noxious Gas Cloud Forming."
7> "This is just like the episode where Picard got stuck in the turbolift with the kids. Okay I'll be Picard... you can be Number 1. That's right... if I get hungry you're first to get eaten."
6> "Nobody Move!! My pet radioactive spider just got loose!!"
5> "I mean, it's just a simple red shirt, what could possibly go wr-- hey, why have we stopped moving?"
4> "Dude, I just totally shook hands with Tricia Helfer at the Galactica table - we're getting together for drinks later. No, seriously. I saw it in her eyes. She wanted me. Um...can you tell me where someone goes for 'drinks?'"
3> "Who's tentacle is on my ass?"
2> "Third Floor!! Wookiees, Cookies and Rookies... Yup, this is where the Hospitality Room is at..."
and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear in the Elevator at an SF Convention...
1> 1st Klingon: "Does this seem infected to you?"
2nd Klingon: *slurp* ... "Nope."
From Top Five
Feb. 9th, 2007 12:14 pmThe Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear inthe Elevator at an SF Convention
10> "Signal the Mother Ship! The specimens in this turbolift will just fill our quota for new slaves!"
9> "If you don't put your 'lightsaber' back in your pants, I'm calling security, Yoda boy."
8> "Sensors Detect a Noxious Gas Cloud Forming."
7> "This is just like the episode where Picard got stuck in the turbolift with the kids. Okay I'll be Picard... you can be Number 1. That's right... if I get hungry you're first to get eaten."
6> "Nobody Move!! My pet radioactive spider just got loose!!"
5> "I mean, it's just a simple red shirt, what could possibly go wr-- hey, why have we stopped moving?"
4> "Dude, I just totally shook hands with Tricia Helfer at the Galactica table - we're getting together for drinks later. No, seriously. I saw it in her eyes. She wanted me. Um...can you tell me where someone goes for 'drinks?'"
3> "Who's tentacle is on my ass?"
2> "Third Floor!! Wookiees, Cookies and Rookies... Yup, this is where the Hospitality Room is at..."
and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear in the Elevator at an SF Convention...
1> 1st Klingon: "Does this seem infected to you?"
2nd Klingon: *slurp* ... "Nope."
10> "Signal the Mother Ship! The specimens in this turbolift will just fill our quota for new slaves!"
9> "If you don't put your 'lightsaber' back in your pants, I'm calling security, Yoda boy."
8> "Sensors Detect a Noxious Gas Cloud Forming."
7> "This is just like the episode where Picard got stuck in the turbolift with the kids. Okay I'll be Picard... you can be Number 1. That's right... if I get hungry you're first to get eaten."
6> "Nobody Move!! My pet radioactive spider just got loose!!"
5> "I mean, it's just a simple red shirt, what could possibly go wr-- hey, why have we stopped moving?"
4> "Dude, I just totally shook hands with Tricia Helfer at the Galactica table - we're getting together for drinks later. No, seriously. I saw it in her eyes. She wanted me. Um...can you tell me where someone goes for 'drinks?'"
3> "Who's tentacle is on my ass?"
2> "Third Floor!! Wookiees, Cookies and Rookies... Yup, this is where the Hospitality Room is at..."
and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear in the Elevator at an SF Convention...
1> 1st Klingon: "Does this seem infected to you?"
2nd Klingon: *slurp* ... "Nope."
Some of the better scenes from the BBC series "Coupling"
Steve's Naked Rant
Unflushable
Captain Subtext / Cushions
Threesomes
Steve's Naked Rant
Unflushable
Captain Subtext / Cushions
Threesomes
Some of the better scenes from the BBC series "Coupling"
Steve's Naked Rant
Unflushable
Captain Subtext / Cushions
Threesomes
Steve's Naked Rant
Unflushable
Captain Subtext / Cushions
Threesomes
Cereal Fun
Feb. 9th, 2007 11:12 pmWhile I Doha, I found, from the Netherlands, Kellogg's Special K w/ chocolate chips in it. (which was VERY good)
And commented at the time that they could make a fortune on it in the US.
Well, was at Pavillions near my flat today.
And found Special K w/ Chocolate Chips in it. WIth "NEW FLAVOR!" on the package.
Good, I have only one box from Doha left..... (even if they did replace the sugar on the US version with that damned HFCS glop)
And commented at the time that they could make a fortune on it in the US.
Well, was at Pavillions near my flat today.
And found Special K w/ Chocolate Chips in it. WIth "NEW FLAVOR!" on the package.
Good, I have only one box from Doha left..... (even if they did replace the sugar on the US version with that damned HFCS glop)
Cereal Fun
Feb. 9th, 2007 11:12 pmWhile I Doha, I found, from the Netherlands, Kellogg's Special K w/ chocolate chips in it. (which was VERY good)
And commented at the time that they could make a fortune on it in the US.
Well, was at Pavillions near my flat today.
And found Special K w/ Chocolate Chips in it. WIth "NEW FLAVOR!" on the package.
Good, I have only one box from Doha left..... (even if they did replace the sugar on the US version with that damned HFCS glop)
And commented at the time that they could make a fortune on it in the US.
Well, was at Pavillions near my flat today.
And found Special K w/ Chocolate Chips in it. WIth "NEW FLAVOR!" on the package.
Good, I have only one box from Doha left..... (even if they did replace the sugar on the US version with that damned HFCS glop)