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Dog’s testicle vet struck off

"A vet who placed a dog’s testicle in his mouth and tried to get hold of human steroids has been struck off.

James Lockyear demonstrated ‘unprofessional, juvenile, inappropriate, disgusting and offensive’ behaviour, a disciplinary panel found.

Not only did he put the testicle from a castrated dog in his mouth but he also put a medical tube up his nose and showed a nurse a photo of his erect penis on his mobile phone. The 37-year-old, from Brighton, east Sussex, was charged with two offences by the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons while working at St Runwald’s Surgery in Colchester, Essex, between April 2008 and September 2009."

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