Dispatches from Birtherstan - for 30 March 2010

Dispatches from Birtherstan - for 30 March 2010

"In today's dispatches, we have an new military officer in violation of the UCMJ by publically going birther. The bloom is off the rose between CEL3 and Lucas Smith. Dr. Orly gets fawned over by the UK Independent. Obama discusses the Tea Partiers, Off-Shore Jobs Campbell is rehashing old scary stories, LaRouche is warning about assassination, and Lame Cherry needs a better quality of tinfoil."

Recipe of the Day - The Random Recipe Generator

Okay, I swear I didn't get some of my RotD entries from this site. Still....

Random Recipe Generator

Every time you refresh it, it randomly generates a new recipe. Some might even be edible! And some might be like:

"Baked Whipped Cream
Serves 4

You will need:
* 110ml white wine
* 60ml whipped cream
* 110ml hot pepper sauce

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 210 C
sauté the white wine
heat the white wine
sauté the whipped cream
toast the hot pepper sauce
bake for 90 minutes and serve hot"

or

"Baked Cucumbers
Serves 1

You will need:
80g strawberries
20g toffee
5 lemons
3 cucumbers
130ml soy sauce

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 200 C
rinse the strawberries
slice the cucumbers
put the lemons in the saucepan
toast the soy sauce
rinse the toffee
bake for 30 minutes and serve hot"