Dispatches from Birtherstan - for 3-5 April 2010
The natives are riled over in Birtherstan as April starts off with extra large loads of fail. The Pest and eFail publishes letters from the State of Hawaii that suggests their petition letters are.....less than effective. Or less than huge for that matter. Dr. Orly says she's gotten offers from reality TV producers AND Penthouse (Ulp!) The birthers supporting court-martialed ex-officer (and now jailbird) Walter Fitzpatrick are playing solider, the birthers get April Fooled, and we now see what Fitzpatrick filed to support his "citizens arrest" attempt. Lakin's parents are Obama supporters, so maybe the Hemenways plan to adopt him now. World Nut Daily shows their racist underbelly, James Manning is pimping for Fitzpatrick, and we see a video of Fitzpatrick's attempt at a "Citizens Arrest".