Dispatches from Birtherstan - for 22-24 May 2010
In today's dispatches, birthers make the top ten list on "fictitious Tea Party beliefs". Birther / Conspiracy wank Greg Goss seems to think the "Guardians of the Free Republic" are going to fix everything with their RAP plan. (Note to Mr. Goss, the "C" in "RAP" is silent) Neil Turner gives us a report on Mannings play trial that underscores what a fail it was. Speaking of which, Manning does a press conference and "Rudy" reports on his experience as a juror there, and who he's disappointed in. Dr. Orly lets her racism freak flag fly, while Greg Goss seems to think that Lakin's court martial will spell doom for Obama. Andy Martin seems to think that all of Birtherstan revolves around him. The "Guardians of the Free Republic" need to be reminded to stick to rice krispies, because corn flakes lie. Dr. Orly's campaign tactics against Damon Dunn seem to be "lie, lie, lie, lie, and oh yeah, lie". Hemenway has gone completely into the de Vattel side of birtherdom. And Manning plans to spam the results of his play trial to anyone who will sit still long enough.