Dispatches from Birtherstan - 23-27 December 2010

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 23-27 December 2010

Happy holidays to my readers.

Idiocy doesn't seem to sleep or take time off for the holidays (not surprising, since the birthers seem to be doing their best to drive off their own relatives). We have Mario Poperni calling out Lakin, (which should piss the birtherstani off).

Polland/Polarik has a new video with an even more out there claim. Darren Huff wants his case dismissed. And a pony. The dictionary has a picture of Dr. Kate next to the word "Projection". Margaret Hemenway is whining about her pet Lakin being sent off to the United States Disciplinary Barracks. The Pest and eFail is still whining about Lakin as well and having their readers harass the military officers involved.

Lame Cherry continues to spout nonsense. The Pest and eFail whines that the military is following the law and Constitution rather than ignoring both to remove Obama right this very second. In the birtherstani civil war, the judge warns both Berg and Orly they're dancing the sanctions dance. New Hawaiian Governor Neil Abercrombie plans to take on the birtherstani, and the birtherstani get more immature as a result. A new way to part the birthers from their money is started. The Pest and eFail hopes that Allan West will be their next Great Dusky Hope. Neil Sankey claims not to be a nut and a conspiracy theorist, while acting like both.

Neil Turner spends Christmas calling for the United States Military to mutiny. Anti-Semitic internet outhouse Andy Martin wants to run for President in 2012. Dr. Kate complains that the media seems fixed on things like "reality" and "facts". Lucas Smith may need to be on the side of a milk carton along with Larry Sinclair. Lame Cherry continues to vomit forth word salad. And Dr. Orly comes up with "Lakin - The Musical!!"

No, Really, she has. And is paging Sir Andrew Lloyd-Webber. Baron Lloyd-Webber to help her with it.

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