Dispatches from Birtherstan - 5-6 January 2012

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 5-6 January 2012

In today's dispatches, much like plague-ridden groundhogs popping up out of the holes to vomit forth six more weeks of insanity, we have the first two birther bills of 2012. One of New Hampshire's elected birthers decides to ignore the Constitution and go to a higher source - the Magna Carta.

Zampolit Dean Haskins reveals his super-secret, can't fail Hawaiian lawsuit - and the attorney who crafted it should stick to business and real estate law. Haskins also shows a knowledge of statistics and procedure that's in line with his knowledge of the law and the US Constitution - namely nonexistent.

The Alabama GOP is told they better not go against the de Vattelists unless they want to find a horse head in their bed. Al Hendershot wants a delay to bring Dr. Orly into his case, the defendants and the judge both say "no". Birther Rep Harry Accornero gives a take on the New Hampshire birther press conference that bears only a slight resemblance to reality. And Dr. Orly has a no good, very bad, rotten day in Hawaii.