Dispatches from Birtherstan - 21-23 January 2012

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 21-23 January 2012

In today's dispatches, the birtherstani are having a collective failure of housebreaking over their insistence that the Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad hearing on the 26th is the "OMG" moment that will result in that scary black man being frogmarched in chains out of the WHITE House.

Huckabee and Santorum (google it) are playing flirty birther games. Tracy Dorsey comes up with BRAND NEW EVIDENCE that turns out to be OLD STALE FRAUD, and makes a racist video to boot! Dr. Orly is trying to make it clear that it's All About Dr. Orly in birtherstan. Miki Booth throws Dean Haskin's shoes out the door and proclaims her undying devotion to the Temple of Orly.

The owner of an Atlanta Newspaper thinks it would be a great idea for Mossad to assassinate President Obama. Dean Haskins continues to get removed from birtherstani holiday lists. John Woodman gets shouted over by birther "experts". And Leo Donofrio engages in a 207 page legal wankfest that should leave him shaving his palms for a month.