Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-6 February 2012

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-6 February 2012

In today's dispatches, Miki Booth claims to be challenging Leah Lax, Thomas MacLeran, Laurie Roth, and Cody Judy for the "Dingbat Birther" party presidential nomination. The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals sticks a fork in Keyes/Barnett v Obama. Terry Lakin is told "no, you can't have medical license, not yours.

Dr. Kate and the floaters in her toxic toilet ball are wondering what's taking the overthrow of the government so long? Dr. Orly tells Indiana that they get the next stop on the Birther Ballot Jihad world tour. Dean Haskins takes professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau to task for her support of Dr. Orly.

The big news, however, is the screaming tempest in birtherstan in the wake of Judge Malihi's decision. Dr. Orly not only sends the Georgia Secretary of State a big ol' fruit basket of fresh horse apples, but she accuses Judge Malihi of everything short of beating collies over the head with a mallet, but mostly for the crime of "saying no to Dr. Orly while having a funny last name". Most of the other birthers continue a meltdown full of death threats against the President, open racism, calls for military coups and the violent overthrow of the government, and other fun things to do on a rainy day.

The birthers eat their own. David Farrar is unhappy with his attorney but still is upset that the president wasn't made to jump though hoops and show his papers. Joseph Farah warns the GOP they better not select any swarthy types as VP or he'll take his pornstar mustache and stay home. Pam Barnett and Carl Swensson are both on the short bus to paranoia central. Mark McGrew seems to be in the running for the "nastiest piece of birther crap" award. And a batch of birther patriots warn the government that anyone they don't like better leave around mid-September or they'll demand the military get on their side and YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!.