KWTF, the Weird Dream Channel

So last night my brain decided to place me in the role of an investigative reporter, writing an article on a new religious movement.

Said movement had two major sacraments that they insisted were needed to reach an understanding of Divinity.

1) Large amounts of joyous sexual activity with multiple partners,

2) Spinning, weaving, knitting, and other fiber arts.

I'm not sure what this says about my subconscious mind.