Dispatches From Birtherstan - 28-30 July 2012

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 28-30 July 2012

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily is upset that the State of Hawaii insists on following their pesky laws and stuff, almost like they thought they were a real state or something. Rep. Steve King tries to play flirty games with the birthers, and gets rejected by them as a tarted-old old whore.

Good ol' fashioned southern values are shown on Facebook (like lynching, death threats, and racism.) Some internet tough guys infesting Birther Report. The decision comes back in the California Birther Ballot Jihad (hint, it's "no".)

From the chromakeyed bridge of the USS Boobyprise, Mark Gillar interviews Lawrence Sellin, and the inmates at birther report roll around on their backsides pleading for Sellin to return from Finland and lead them into open revolt (oh, and they want belly rubs as well.)

Dr. Kate does that Old Tyme Revival Show, complete with comments calling for coups! The Article II Super Deluxe Special Limited Edition PAC wastes money on Yet Another Ad. Is six years old too young for birtherism? Consult your therapist. And Joe Apraio may be getting the blue falcon seal of approval.