Dispatches From Birtherstan - 8-10 September 2012

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 8-10 September 2012

In today's dispatches, Linda Jordan decides to appeal the butt-chewing she got in her Washington State birther case. And then throws a hissy fit when the State Attorney General's office goes "okay, but if you lose, you get to reimburse the Washington State taxpayers. Susan Daniels loses her case, but lies about it anyway.

Birtherpoolza 2.0, the great desert fandango with Pat Boone, Joe Arpaio, Terry Lakin, and featuring Mike Zullo as the beaver, gets canceled due to lack of interest. New Jersey tells Purpura, Moran, and Apuzzo "no, you can't have certification, not yours.

President Barack Obama pokes fun at the birthers, the birthers have a righteous flounce in return. And Mike Zullo, boy defective, tells starship commander Mark Gillar all about his latest Hawaiian holiday.