Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-31 December 2012

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-31 December 2012

In today's dispatches, 2012 draws to a close as Dr. Orly tries to find another venue. Montgomery Sibley has a tantrum. Dr. Kate shows her inner sociopath. Erik Rush can't seem to understand why the Conservative movement doesn't appeal to African-Americans. Voeltz v Obama v3.0 gets a defense response.

Dr. Orly and the human face rash see conspiracies under every bush. Rudy Davis is rapidly giving up all pretense of not being a racist asshat. Conservative "FactCheck" suspects they may have been a bit on the wrong side when it comes to President Obama's birth certificate. Joe Arpaio has no problems hanging around Neo-Confederates. Dan Lacey has a new painting out.

I don't think Dr. Orly could effect proper service if she tried. Larry Klayman whines some more. Jerome Corsi wants the birtherstani to dig deep. Joseph Farah can't seem to understand where his Tea Party Revolt went (and why aren't they buying his books?)

First they had fake grand juries. Then fake trials. Now the birthers have fake law enforcement agencies. Dr. Orly has a mad that the US Attorneys office is actually defending the President of the United States. The devolution of Birther Report into Stormfront v2.0 continues. Al Hendershot presents brand new information that exists only in the mind of "Butterdezillion" Dr. Orly is shocked that birthers aren't confirming the accuracy of their information, shorting out all available irony meters in a five-state area.

What if they had a revolt and nobody showed?? Christopher-Earl: Strunk© in ease takes a giant steaming wood pulp dump on the courts. More verbal spew from Mario Apuzzo. World Nut Daily has an endorsement from the coveted "cult church with questionable history" segment of the population. And Dr. Orly is spending a manic monday this New Years Eve.