Dispatches From Birtherstan - 5-6 February 2013

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 5-6 February 2013

In today's dispatches, Lawrence Sellin is still a steaming pant load of treason. Missouri State Rep (and speaker of the Missouri State House) Tim Jones seems to be trying to walk back his time as one of Dr. Orly's courtroom props, and the birtherstani are ticked at his apostasy. Tribble life-support unit Donald Trump is upset that people are still calling him out for being a birther.

Al Hendershot is still trying to put two and two together to come up with avocado, which doesn't stop Dr. Orly from playing leech on his buttocks. George Miller shows the world why "gullible" = "Birther", as do the commenters at Weekly World News. Padawan Pauly is trumpeting his second attempt to get booted out of the courtroom. Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau once again checks under the seat cushions for conspiracy.

Former PUMA Helen Tansey allows Linda Jordan to whine on her show. And disbarred attorney Mongomery Sibley comes up with what can only be called a "judicial worm".