WTF??? (What the Fnord??)

[patgund]

Man stuck on stopping exploding blue cow

"Upon his rescue, Smith told police "he was a special agent with the United States Illuminati" who had rappeled from a military helicopter to the roof of the museum, according to a Knoxville Police Department report. Smith said his mission was to defuse a Russian nuclear device that "was concealed in a blue plastic cow sculpture in the basement of the museum," the report states.

However, Smith said he learned while stuck in the shaft that he had been sent to the wrong museum, the report shows. The Memphis museum was where the device was housed, Smith told police."

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[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

Feh, Knoxville...Memphis...a common yankee mistake.