Iron Chef - the Game

[patgund]

(thanks catmcroy)

The Top 9 Things Overheard During Iron Chef: The Game

9> "My plus-2 marzipan beats your plus-5 flambe power so I am unleashing the magic of my Holy Wok of Endor, which destroys your sauce sorcerer."

8> "I've spun 'left hand on cutlery.' Everyone, left hand off the sink and grab an item of cutlery."

7> "He's got two disgusting sea creatures in his pocket, so that obscure animal organ on the flop was all he needed to go all in."

6> "No fair! I *always* wind up with the stupid 'Mark Dacascos' token!"

5> "The card says 'The judges think your blowfish really blows, move back five spaces.' "

4> "OK, what's the Japanese translation for 'In your DREAMS, buddy-san!'?"

3> "All right, which one of you stoners ate all the food cards?"

2> "I've got it -- it was the Rosanjin Scholar, in the kitchen, with daikon radish as the theme ingredient!"

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard During Iron Chef: The Game...

1> "Hey, this isn't "Iron Chef," you just glued Bobby Flay's picture on your Mystery Date Game!"