An oldie but goody
May. 4th, 2005 01:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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samuraimeg this evening, turns out she hadn't read it.
Snape Teaches Sex Ed
"You know why you're here. I'm here because I drew the shortest straw this year. So let's get started, shall we?
Let me start of by saying that the information I am about to impart to you will gain you nothing but trouble. You thought my potions midterm was, perhaps, frustrating and humiliating? It has nothing on this, especially for us men. At least with the potions midterm there's a chance, however slim, that you could study harder and get a better grade in my class. With this the only way to learn is from practice. And from the looks of most of you that will be hard to come by."
samuraimeg this evening, turns out she hadn't read it.Snape Teaches Sex Ed
"You know why you're here. I'm here because I drew the shortest straw this year. So let's get started, shall we?
Let me start of by saying that the information I am about to impart to you will gain you nothing but trouble. You thought my potions midterm was, perhaps, frustrating and humiliating? It has nothing on this, especially for us men. At least with the potions midterm there's a chance, however slim, that you could study harder and get a better grade in my class. With this the only way to learn is from practice. And from the looks of most of you that will be hard to come by."
