(Backing away slowly......)
Nov. 15th, 2005 02:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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silkensteel mentioned a particularly bad movie to me, namely A Polish Vampire in Burbank IMDB gave it a ranking of 4.0. (To compare it, "Barn of the Blood Llama" is a 2.4. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is 3.1.)
Well, it seems that the writer / director / lunatic responsible has a few other movies under his belt.....
Movies like:
Curse of the Queerwolf (1988, IMDB 4.4) "After being bitten by what he thinks is a transvestite, Larry starts having nightmares about hillbillies, ominous visits from an old gypsy woman, and having the strangest reactions to the full moon..."
Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991, IMDB 3.1)) "Judge Rhinehole orders the Sunny Buttocks Nudist Camp closed down as an affront to the community. The members of the camp enter into a suicide pact, but vow to return for vengeance. Five years later, a group of campers on a retreat argue with each other about religion and sing big production numbers as the group begins experiencing an attrition problem."
Rectuma (2004, IMDB 7.9) "Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his innocence by proving that his rectum is responsible for the murders and not him"
I think I'm scared now.......
silkensteel mentioned a particularly bad movie to me, namely A Polish Vampire in Burbank IMDB gave it a ranking of 4.0. (To compare it, "Barn of the Blood Llama" is a 2.4. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is 3.1.)Well, it seems that the writer / director / lunatic responsible has a few other movies under his belt.....
Movies like:
Curse of the Queerwolf (1988, IMDB 4.4) "After being bitten by what he thinks is a transvestite, Larry starts having nightmares about hillbillies, ominous visits from an old gypsy woman, and having the strangest reactions to the full moon..."
Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991, IMDB 3.1)) "Judge Rhinehole orders the Sunny Buttocks Nudist Camp closed down as an affront to the community. The members of the camp enter into a suicide pact, but vow to return for vengeance. Five years later, a group of campers on a retreat argue with each other about religion and sing big production numbers as the group begins experiencing an attrition problem."
Rectuma (2004, IMDB 7.9) "Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his innocence by proving that his rectum is responsible for the murders and not him"
I think I'm scared now.......
